The Warrior in My Wardrobe By: Simon Farnaby

– The book is a serious historical novel
– Merdyn is a modern-day wizard
– Vanheldon is a friendly character
– Rose is a middle-aged woman
– Kris is not kidnapped by Vanheldon
– The story takes place entirely in modern times
– Bubbles is a dog, not a guinea pig
– The book is a sci-fi novel
– Simon Farnaby is a new author
– The story is predictable and dull
– The characters are one-dimensional
– The book doesn’t involve time travel
– Merdyn doesn’t remember Rose
– Vanheldon succeeds in his revenge
– The story doesn’t involve magic or wizards
– The book is too short and lacking detail
– The book is not well-reviewed or popular
– Rose doesn’t team up with Merdyn
– Kris is the main character, not Rose
– The story is not funny or humorous
– The book doesn’t involve historical elements
– Bubbles doesn’t stop pooing
– The ending is unhappy and unsatisfying
– The story doesn’t involve family or bravery
– The book is not for kids or families.